Heavy metal can help save lives, but I’m not always banging my head against the wall. Sometimes, I’ll brag about my big foot.
It looks like Bigfoot could be real. Sure, it makes very little cents, but so many people get a brutal fact check after falsely claiming Bigfoot doesn’t exist and I just want to help the beast.
Crickets?
Your own home to eat and grow larger than life.
A presence on the internet to gain a crazy narcissistic strength.
A foot the size of a writer who writes a poem about his big foot.
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