3 Tactics Bigfoot Can Use to Conquer the World

Heavy metal can help save lives, but I’m not always banging my head against the wall. Sometimes, I’m bragging about my big foot. It makes very little sense, but so many people get a brutal fact check after falsely claiming Bigfoot doesn’t exist and I just want to help the beast.

Cricket, Talent Agent

His own home to eat and grow bigger.

A presence on the internet to gain strength.

A foot the size of a writer who writes a poem about a big foot.

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