The Early Issues

If You Love Rock, You’ll Love Enrique Mas

The Technossance is over; it’s a new dark age. It’s harder rock with WASP, a Brewington beer, or a good cocktail. You don’t need to travel to a foreign island to trip-out on Mas.

Mario Juan Valez spins records and drinks like a fish in Puerto Rico. Here’s his recipe for the Enrique Mas cocktail: 3 1/2 ounces of gin, 5 ounces of Russian vodka, 1 ounce of lemon juice, simple syrup, stir, and boom, there’s your Enrique Mas cocktail. Throw away the stupid umbrella, slurp it back and watch “Golden Girls” before your trip.

Wasps will sting you outside. They don’t care. They want to kill you, so hurry inside and trip-out.

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