Someone just wanted to say a few words about Ottis O’Toole. It bites that he got bitten by the bug. Dead. At the risk of sounding ungrateful, at his funeral, she accused Ottis of sexual assault and several counts of indecent exposure. Ottis is gone. Tuesday is gone. The Technossance is over. Everything over.
Nueva or Buena or AM 2200 or WRICH, or whatever. Wow, it gets old quick. King Mortimer’s death?
No doc of rock, but Mike Rogers was re-hired and promoted. Poor Richard Tattoni of Lionheart was buried somewhere in the corner of a 300-square-foot office under a moldy burger and five pairs of socks, but Mario Juan Valez Radio remains. Death metal reincarnated rises again with a sharper buena edge on WOW 87.7 FM.
The dead lady’s will was read. Ottis got what he deserved. Ottis sure had a lot of words, but he’s gone to sleep. The Casa Bonita Cemetery is located on the far edge of a small Brazilian village. It’s only fitting that Brazil is his final resting place. The rest of the plot is a crosshatch of misperception and treachery. Just off the cemetery is a porch, a stone terrace, and a hot tub for brave revelers. Most go to pray, but some go to hear their native tongue.
A rising star’s radio station rises, higher and higher, up into the heavens. Ottis doesn’t belong in a higher place and his portrayal of Mario Juan Valez didn’t earn him the right, but nice try. To each his own radio station. One too many cocktails. One too many Russians. Mike’s dull flowers. Nobody cried. I almost cried. Ottis could play guitar. God, could he ever play. Cannibal Corpse was a pretty good band, and Ottis played lead guitar. All of a sudden, Ottis came to life using his Wesinator from Lionheart Axes. Ottis went on jamming for hours, crushing out the world’s longest guitar riff, but I didn’t care. Nobody really cared. Fiesta long time!
Johnny Electric believed Ottis was a brilliant guitarist and considered Richard to be exceptionally gifted, yet nobody was a fan of either. Johnny wanted Mario Juan Valez Radio, but it never really turned out that way. Here’s a complete collection of Richard Tattoni’s favourite performances. It’s one of the most interesting “favorites” lists I’ve ever heard. Someone thaw out Walt Disney!
But I’m just a Cricket.
Technossance Magazine 
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